Wanna Try A New Shampoo?

I went for a haircut today. Initially, I wanted to have a long hair but I just don't have the patience. It were about to reach shoulder length and I feel so irritated. Whatmore when my sister and hubby commented that I begin to look very old and not so nice. You know lar, ladies take it very serious when someone commented like that. Whatmore, if they are the close one to you. Cipet punya olang!

So, I called up my hairdresser and decided to have my hair cut. When I reach there, I told my hairstylist I wanted a sexy look haircut. Yes, that is what I told her - SEXY LOOK!!! Hahahaha.......... So, now my hair is real short. Easy to handle. No need to comb also can. Just get some hair gel or liquid and apply only. And, I can do anything I want with my hands.

When I reach home, hubby seem to love my new hair style. Off course, that make me very happy too. Later, I ask him do we still have some gel. He give me a funny look and ask me how much do I need. I knew it, I knew it. He is going to give me some funny and silly answer. This is our conversation.

Me : Dear, do we still have some hair gel?

Hubby : If don't have also never mind mah. I got special gel for you also *wink at me*

Me : Don't try to be funny. Answer me, if don't have I need to go and get it later at the supermarket

Hubby : I can give you mah. White colour gel. Very good for your hair. Help your hair to grow and contain lots of vitamin.

Me : Don't try to be funny

Hubby : If you don't want to use as hair gel, you can also used it as hair condition. Make your hair soft and shining. I call it Pentin Pro Extra Special

Me : Stop it, don't try to be funny and 'lusiau'. You sipeh gili

Hubby : Hahahaha...................... Sometimes, can also used as face mask. Save your money to do facial at the beauty salon.

Me : KNN. MKCH. Talk somemore and you shiok yourself later.

Do you and your spouse have this kind of conversation or we are the funny couple. The 2 of us can talk all kind of nonsense. Really, from serious stuff to funny one and from funny to dirty jokes. Anyway, this make our relationship more fun. Agree???

Darling, it's too late again. I posted what were our conversation early. Hahahahaha..................

Will You Agree With Me, Ladies?

While hubby were driving me to my shop today, as usual I will day dream abit lar. *shy* Hey, it' not wrong to day dream abit, right? Then, something come to my mind that why men always treat cars as their wife or mistress har? Hoi, you man think we all ladies are like car also lar? Ok, if you think like that, I believe we women also can think of something else already. Want to know what? You men will surely laugh at me but ladies, please support me!

Since men think cars are their wife or mistress hor then it show the car is like a female object to them lor. So, we ladies are also like car to them. Therefore, if we are like cars it won't be wrong for us to have 4 tyres and a spare one rite? For girls that are not married, they can go dating with different guys lor? (I say DATING har) and for those who are married we can also have spare tyre lor ? Why not rite? If men can do that to us ladies, we can also be like that mah .........

In that case, I also want to go and look for spare tyre liau ........................... hehehe.

Note :- Please don't take this too seriously, it's just my 'moh-liau' (nonsense) comments. Today I need to bake 80 nos of cake so, my brain begin to fly somewhere else to think of something funny.

Kids Are Not Stupid

I were reading some article today and suddenly it remind me of an incident whch happen to my friend students who are only 5 years old. Kids are very naif and sometimes they give us answer that is funny but at the same time it make sense too. She told me about an incident happen to her students from the kindy and after that, I keep on laughing.

One day, she was teaching about animals and as usual there will be a lot of questions from students - funny one, silly one and lots of others. This is the conversation between her and some students.

Teacher : What is the fastest animal on earth?

Student 1 : Jaguar

Teacher : Ok. Can anyone tell me which is the slowest animal?

Student 2 : Tortoise lor. They are vely slow one. I can walk faster than them. Why can't they

walk faster teacher?

Student 1 : Is it because they no eat rice like us? Maybe they eat too much kangkong liau. My

mummy say hor eat alot of kangkong can get fongsap (arthritis). Maybe the tortoise

eat too much of kangkong liau and they got fongsap so, they cannot walk fast fast lor.

Teacher : *keep silence and look at the students*

Student 3 : Maybe the tortoise have to eat Tiger biscuits. Like that mah can be strong lor.

Student 4 : Also must drink milk like us mah

Teacher : Children, tortoise don't eat those food

Student 1 : Cannot say cannot eat one. Everytime I tell my mummy I cannot eat those food she

say must try to eat. So, the tortoise also must try to eat mah.

There is a student who sit at the corner very quiet and suddently he said this ..........................

Student 5 : We can make the tortoise walk faster.

Teacher : How ???

Student 5 : Put 1 engine in the tortoise then the tortoise mah can move faster lor. Vely easy

only mah. Teacher, you want your tortoise in that bowl to move faster or not? I can

ask my ahpa to do it for you. I can take the tortoise home today and bring to my

ahpa workshop later. I can ask him to put 1 engine in the tortoise. Want? Free for

you.

Teacher : *speechless*

The children are not stupid but they are very naif. At least they make us laugh, rite? If my 2 kids tell me this, I sure go pengsan. What will you do if your kid tell you this?

Beware Who You Are Looking At!!!

As usual before I go back to my shop, me and my hubby will go for our breakfast. Must feed ourselves well before we start to work mah......... So, today we decided to go for Indian breakfast - Tosai. The shop that we went to were quite crowded this morning. Found a place, sit down and order our food. Me and my hubby like to look around what are going on and kepo sikit lor. Sitting in front of us were a lady and a man. This man is from Public Mutual Fund and he was explaining some plans to this lady. I were whispering to my hubby that nowadays are very hard to cari makan. So, he giggle and nod his head. Why I say that? Hey it's only 8.30am leh and he is so busy working liau. Hardworking sales person. Very hardworking!!!

They left after 15 minutes and we were about to finish our food. This guy came back and stand in front of us. At first, we thought he left something behind and wanted to ask us if we see it. But, we were wrong. He pass us his card and told us that his friend say we were looking at them just now and maybe we are interested with the plan. My hubby say no but he insisted to pass us his business card. Then, he left. The two of us laugh and find him stupid.

Will you do what this guy is doing????