Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What Is "Helptir Breakfast"?


I were in town this morning. As usual, looking for a place for breakfast. Suddenly, we saw something. HELPTIR BREAKFAST. Woi!!! Apa punya breakfast is that? I do not understand chinese so, anyone knows what it said in chinese about the helptir breakfast.
The person who print this banner should do a spell check too. Now, apa dah jadi? We laugh at the kopitiam taukeh lor...................

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Do Your Car Have A Sleeping Area?

No matter what car you drive, do your car have an area for someone to sleep? I did not know that Produa car have that until I saw it with my 2 eyes yesterday. See how this boy enjoy his sleep ............................
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See how this boy enjoying himself. Shiok leh???

Saturday, November 10, 2007

When Plants Go Bad

A friend of mine send me some of this picture this after and here they are. I wanna share it with you.












Enjoyed?
Phew! did not realise that I posted so many post. Must be crazy liau today. Actually I still have more but got to go and have a nap already. Very tired......................

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!!!

What Sign Is That Please?



Last week, we make a trip to Gerik and half way I saw this sign but what does it mean? I never come across this one leh. I ask hubby and he say, beware of deer. hahahaha................. very funny. Anyone have seen this sign before or I am the 'suapah kau' one. So what sign is this?

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Wanna Try A New Shampoo?

I went for a haircut today. Initially, I wanted to have a long hair but I just don't have the patience. It were about to reach shoulder length and I feel so irritated. Whatmore when my sister and hubby commented that I begin to look very old and not so nice. You know lar, ladies take it very serious when someone commented like that. Whatmore, if they are the close one to you. Cipet punya olang!

So, I called up my hairdresser and decided to have my hair cut. When I reach there, I told my hairstylist I wanted a sexy look haircut. Yes, that is what I told her - SEXY LOOK!!! Hahahaha.......... So, now my hair is real short. Easy to handle. No need to comb also can. Just get some hair gel or liquid and apply only. And, I can do anything I want with my hands.

When I reach home, hubby seem to love my new hair style. Off course, that make me very happy too. Later, I ask him do we still have some gel. He give me a funny look and ask me how much do I need. I knew it, I knew it. He is going to give me some funny and silly answer. This is our conversation.

Me : Dear, do we still have some hair gel?
Hubby : If don't have also never mind mah. I got special gel for you also *wink at me*
Me : Don't try to be funny. Answer me, if don't have I need to go and get it later at the supermarket

Hubby : I can give you mah. White colour gel. Very good for your hair. Help your hair to grow and contain lots of vitamin.

Me : Don't try to be funny

Hubby : If you don't want to use as hair gel, you can also used it as hair condition. Make your hair soft and shining. I call it Pentin Pro Extra Special

Me : Stop it, don't try to be funny and 'lusiau'. You sipeh gili

Hubby : Hahahaha...................... Sometimes, can also used as face mask. Save your money to do facial at the beauty salon.

Me : KNN. MKCH. Talk somemore and you shiok yourself later.


Do you and your spouse have this kind of conversation or we are the funny couple. The 2 of us can talk all kind of nonsense. Really, from serious stuff to funny one and from funny to dirty jokes. Anyway, this make our relationship more fun. Agree???

Darling, it's too late again. I posted what were our conversation early. Hahahahaha..................

Friday, October 26, 2007

Who Is Crazy?

Today I were quite busy in the kitchen and since everyone is out , I got to take care of the shop. There were quite a number of walk-in customer in the afternoon. Hubby will be coming to the shop about 4pm. Since, he is about to reach in 10 minutes I decided to measure my stuff and start baking another batch of cakes. While I were beating the cake mix a lady at her late 40's walk in. So, I stop the mixture and go outside. Immediately she see me, she tell me this - 'wah! your cornflakes very cheap lar'. I did not get her at first coz she don't speak good english. She took a 1kg packet of cornflakes and sit down in front of my cashier table. Talk to me where I don't understand what she is talking about. Later, I ask her whether is she japanese and she said no, she is a koreanese (that is what she say). She told me she is married to a local man for more than 15 years.
After that, she ask if she can sit down for 10 minutes to take a rest coz she walk for Adventist hospital to my shop (that is about 15 minutes walking distant). I told yes and she sat down. Slowly she begin her conversation from english to mandarin. Alamak!!! I lagi cannot understand. I am not very good in mandarin - only so so. She sit down in front of me and talk and talk and talk ............................. until I get so bored coz most of the things she talk about, I don't understand. She sat in front of me and start to talk and talk and talk. I continue to read the blog and more blogs.
Suddenly, she asked me is my husband treating me well and does he nag me alot. I were shock and do not know what to say. After that, I just reply her that my husband don't really talk alot. She smile and say that I am such a lucky lady. Now she continue to talk and talk and tell me that she got a daughter who is about to finish her Form 5. Again she say something that shock me - she said "there was a time when I were having sex with my husband suddenly my daughter run inside the room. I got so scared and hide myself in the cupboard". I look at her and said, "your daughter so big liau wor". Then, I got her wrong. That was many many years ago when her daughter is still very young. She really make me go crazy.
She spend about 20 minutes in my shop talking nonsense. I do not know who is the crazy one. Is she the crazy one who talk nonsense or I am the silly idiot listening to her crazy story.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A SPECIAL CAKE FOR A SPECIAL MAN!!!

Today is a special day in my calender, my dear darling lohkong birthday. I do not know wat cake to bake for him. In fact, he had told me earlier that he does not want a cake. He said that whenever he see a cake, he is afraid of it. Why? Because almost everyday I bake cakes. But, if birthday no cake, no fun rite? So, I have plan this much much earlier. Get my second sister to buy some nice condom from KL which she just send me last week. Hey! Thanks for that. It was my youngest sister who help to arrange for the posting coz I do not want my hubby to suspect anything. Smart leh!!! All of us pretend nothing happen. Even until yesterday nite also I pretend nothing and I knew he were disappointed. Thinking wat kind of wife is that who never wishes him. But, it's ok. This is a silly surprise I made for him after being together for 13 years (tat is include courting har). Since he does not want a big birthday cake, I decided to make him some cupcakes. I have in fact ask my friend who is a hotel artist to carve me something from a styrofoam. Kenny, thanks for that and that is real big one har? Hahaha................
Now, let me show you the special cake that I had made for my dear darling.................
Theng, theng, theng.................................
Ready?
Here it is .....................................
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Some simple cupcakes topped with some whipping cream and peaches. See there are so many hearts. Just for my man..................

Now, can you see what my friend Kenny had made for me? Yes! Yes! Yes! It's a BIG D***

What is for tonite? Hahahaha.................

So, how do you think of my silly cupcakes? Funny or not? Ladies, will you dare to make a cake like this for your man? Guys, would you love to receive such a cake from your dear one? Come come come, give me some honest answer. I dare to do it BUT only for MY DEAR DARLING.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR DARLING!!!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

The Youngest Chef In Action

Lately, I have so busy. Busy with baking and things that is in my shop. That is the reason why I hardly write. I have so much things to share but yet I don't have much time to allow me to do so. The other day, I were so busy baking some mooncake and my son who just came back from the nursery came into the kitchen and start to 'kepo' (busy-body) with my stuff. It's always like that, whenever I do something in the kitchen he will also want to take part. Thank god, my daughter is not around otherwise, she will follow what the elder brother is doing. *phew*

Wanna see the youngest chef in action?

So happen the is a balance of small dough in my mixer so, I allow him to play with it.

Take out that small dough and begin to do what I am doing. He is a fast learner.

Not enough............. take somemore from the mixer bowl.

Found my roller pin and begin to act like a smart chef lar

See how happy he is .......... later, mummy got to clean up lagi.


Alamak!!! This chef desperate for milk pulak. *fainted*

See .............. want to drink milk and play at the same time.

If you have kids like mind, you sure go crazy. Wait till the next time, I show you my daughter pulak. The flowers in my mom garden always botak. She always pluck all the flowers and sometimes even the leaves.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Will You Agree With Me, Ladies?

While hubby were driving me to my shop today, as usual I will day dream abit lar. *shy* Hey, it' not wrong to day dream abit, right? Then, something come to my mind that why men always treat cars as their wife or mistress har? Hoi, you man think we all ladies are like car also lar? Ok, if you think like that, I believe we women also can think of something else already. Want to know what? You men will surely laugh at me but ladies, please support me!
Since men think cars are their wife or mistress hor then it show the car is like a female object to them lor. So, we ladies are also like car to them. Therefore, if we are like cars it won't be wrong for us to have 4 tyres and a spare one rite? For girls that are not married, they can go dating with different guys lor? (I say DATING har) and for those who are married we can also have spare tyre lor ? Why not rite? If men can do that to us ladies, we can also be like that mah .........
In that case, I also want to go and look for spare tyre liau ........................... hehehe.
Note :- Please don't take this too seriously, it's just my 'moh-liau' (nonsense) comments. Today I need to bake 80 nos of cake so, my brain begin to fly somewhere else to think of something funny.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Do They Look Nice?

I had been going thru a very busy week so, I could not write much. Yesterday, I were so busy in the kitchen with my sister with some baking and my hubby were playing with our son. We could hear their conversation from the kitchen. Then, after awhile I hear my hubby asking my son this, "what do you want daddy to draw"?. My son love to see drawing. Honestly, I am bad artist. I admit that. I am good in other art but not drawing. Both of them draw quite a lot of stuff. While my hubby draw, he actually teach our 4years old son what are those things.
My hubby did not know that I have scans a few pieces of the drawing and post it here. *darling, it's too late. by the time you see you, there are more people who know about it liau*. My son wanted all the pictures to be stick on the wall. Another way to decorate my wall?

Which one you like?
Is that a cat or a tiger? Opps! Better not comment so much as I am a worst artist.
Doremon, Bob the Builder and another character from the Japanese cartoon -My neighbour Totoro
This one is from the cartoon called Pocoyo. The elephant is called Elly wor......
Another picture of Pocoyo, Elly and the duck. Eh!!! Mickey is there too
So, how do you find my hubby art? Funny? Anyway, my son love it so much.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Award


As usual, I will login to check my emails, my own blogs and go kepo reading others blogs every morning. When I were at Horny AngMoh blog, he mentioned that he got an award from Evelyn. He got Awesome Guy Blogger. Off course being a blogger member, I am so happy for him. Honestly, he deserved that. Then, I found out Evelyn herself got an award too - Rockin' Girl Award. Fuyoh!!! The best thing is she gave me an award too............................. Hot Mama Blogger. Wanna see how the logo look like?
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This is what she mentioned about me :

Chinese people used to say, the older a ginger gets,the hotter it tastes. Therefore, this award is to awardhot mama/wife bloggers whom are sexy and desirable. ;)So I shall reward this to Erina Law of Sembang N Talk.She is a diligent taukeh neo and has 2 lovely kids with a good hubbyto manja with ;). She is a hot mama with a heart like a teenager.

She make my day!!! I do not know what to say but I really want to thank her for this. I really love the logo. I'm HOT!!! To my readers and fans, thank you so much for reading my blog. What else can I say ..................... I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! Muah. Leave more comments and I am looking forward to share more things with all of you. She say I have heart like a teenager. That make me lagi shiok. You love piggy, ya? I will remember that.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

What Happen?

Earl-ku were in Penang about a month ago. Infact he did not tell me earlier that he will be here for the Bloggers Party in Gurney. I got an sms from him telling me to prepare extra chopstick for 4 person for dinner. I got blur and reply him. Then, he told me he is in Penang liau. So, I told him that we shall go for dinner the next day include Belle, ChingLing and Hong Kiat. Since my parents were away for holiday, I got no choice but to bring along my 2 kids. Off course, my hubby joined us too. Otherwise, how am I going to take care the 2 monsters. What happen is, Earl-ku carry my daughter. She never allow stranger to carry her but she allowed him to carry her. See, both of them so happy. What happen????


Earl-ku and my daughter, Delwina
The next thing happen is on son Delwin. He got a love-bite after he come back from school on Monday. *mummy fainted and fall on the ground* As usual, when he come back from school, he will come and hug and kiss me. Then, I saw the red spot on his neck and immediately I get my hubby to see. Aiyoh, love-bite on a 4 years old boy. It take 4 days for the it to go off from his neck. How the girl do it, I don't know. Wah lau!!! Mummy never get love-bite like that before but my son have it. What daddy say??? He damn happy and say his son is so attracted to the girls. Oh my god!!!
Do you see the red spot at his neck?

How would you feel if you are my shoes?

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Kids Are Not Stupid

I were reading some article today and suddenly it remind me of an incident whch happen to my friend students who are only 5 years old. Kids are very naif and sometimes they give us answer that is funny but at the same time it make sense too. She told me about an incident happen to her students from the kindy and after that, I keep on laughing.
One day, she was teaching about animals and as usual there will be a lot of questions from students - funny one, silly one and lots of others. This is the conversation between her and some students.
Teacher : What is the fastest animal on earth?
Student 1 : Jaguar
Teacher : Ok. Can anyone tell me which is the slowest animal?
Student 2 : Tortoise lor. They are vely slow one. I can walk faster than them. Why can't they
walk faster teacher?
Student 1 : Is it because they no eat rice like us? Maybe they eat too much kangkong liau. My
mummy say hor eat alot of kangkong can get fongsap (arthritis). Maybe the tortoise
eat too much of kangkong liau and they got fongsap so, they cannot walk fast fast lor.
Teacher : *keep silence and look at the students*
Student 3 : Maybe the tortoise have to eat Tiger biscuits. Like that mah can be strong lor.
Student 4 : Also must drink milk like us mah
Teacher : Children, tortoise don't eat those food
Student 1 : Cannot say cannot eat one. Everytime I tell my mummy I cannot eat those food she
say must try to eat. So, the tortoise also must try to eat mah.
There is a student who sit at the corner very quiet and suddently he said this ..........................
Student 5 : We can make the tortoise walk faster.
Teacher : How ???
Student 5 : Put 1 engine in the tortoise then the tortoise mah can move faster lor. Vely easy
only mah. Teacher, you want your tortoise in that bowl to move faster or not? I can
ask my ahpa to do it for you. I can take the tortoise home today and bring to my
ahpa workshop later. I can ask him to put 1 engine in the tortoise. Want? Free for
you.
Teacher : *speechless*
The children are not stupid but they are very naif. At least they make us laugh, rite? If my 2 kids tell me this, I sure go pengsan. What will you do if your kid tell you this?

Monday, July 16, 2007

Transformer Is In My Shop..................

Me and my hubby went for the show, Transformer last Wednesday. The show was damn good. I normally don't like to watch this kind of movie but this was totally different. Very good!!! We did not bring our kids along, only the 2 of us go for the movie.

Guess my hubby felt guilty because he did not bring my son for the show therefore, he make him a transformer ............................ so, transformer visited Cooking Island on Monday. Yes, it is. Here is the transformer ............ Optimus Prime.

This is not a normal foil cup. It's the tayar from Optimus Prime.


And this is not a location map................. it's the engine layout. *scratch head*


This is a logo specially design .........

Tadaa...................... Autobots transform!!!!!!! *ee-ee-or-or* This is the new version of Optimus Prime. Canggih boh?


To me this olang gila punya kerja. If Autobots really visited Cooking Island, I sure go gila too. What to do, I have such a husband. Tell me, what will you do if you have this kind of husband at home?

AD? What Is That?

My husband always used short form to describe something. I hate him for that. Why? Because I don't know mah!!! Apart from that he will laugh it out loud and say I so 'soi' (another word for stupid). Never mind, he just wait. I make him 'soi' later. Hehehe............
My cousin drop by today and he was wearing a pair of new shoe. So he asked my cousin, apa brand coz the shoes look nice. They were talking and laughing so I also kepo and ask him what brand. Then, my hubby gave me this answer - AD. So, I also ask lor what is that suppose to be. Knn, he laugh out loud and say - ADA DUIT. *look at him with a funny face*. Actually hor, it's suppose to be Alain Delon brand and he is trying to be funny with me. *tonite go home I will ask him to sleep outside liau*. Agree boh?

Do You Date Your Wife Or Husband?

Life before married is always fun especially during courting period. So nice. So romantic. So shiok. But, what about after married?

I always hear people commenting that life after married is so much different. When during courting time, their partner is so damn good but after married.................... they begin to complaint alot. Their partner never take them out so often liau lar, hardly go out for dinner together and bla bla bla bla bla.
I see most married couple no longer do what they used to do during courting time. Very sad hor? But, it's a fact. Are we Asian like that? Why can't we have more romantic time after marriage apart from what we do on the bed lar, ok?
After 5 years of marriage, sometimes my hubby still date me to go out. Yes, we do. When my kids are over at my parents house, my hubby will either sms me or call me to date me out in the evening. What we do and where we go? Sometimes, we go watch movies, go jalan jalan by the beach or go cari makan. We have been doing that for many years liau. At times, when the kids are in nursery we go for lunch together lor. This is a time where the 2 of us spend together. Not that we don't have time to spend together at home but this is a different time. Dinner don't have to be an exclusive one but sometimes the 2 of us just go for satay or rojak at Gurney Drive. No serious talk during this hours - only some fun talk. Too much serious talk also make the relationship bored. Guess this could be one of the way to strengthen the marriage. There are lots of funny stuff that we still do even though we are married for 5 years. We still tease each other at times. Do we argue? YES, we do!!! No couple on earth that don't argue ok? My sister always said that by doing this, it have got some fun too. I don't know what she meant by that but if someone tell you that they don't argue - this means they lie. Are your 10 fingers same length? No, rite? So it's the same to human. All of us are different and all of us have different point of view. But, we can still do something to strengthen our relationship. Some will say that if the relationship don't work out in 2 or 3 years time they will just get divorce. In this case why get marry? The situation will even be worse if they have kids - this is where the innocent one get involve. Off course there are certain circumstances where only divorce is the answer. But, if it's possible who don't want a happy ending, rite?
Guess, till today I am one of the lucky lady but I enjoy it when my hubby call me up for a date. Remind me of our olden days. Hehehe................... So, do you date your wife or hubby? Give it a try and trust me, the both of you will be very happy. Again, it also help to strengthen the relationship. Try do it once or twice a month.
Everyone is having blue Monday but today I am having a great Monday. Because later, my hubby is going to date me for Nasi Dalcha. Nothing special rite? But it's the time that the both of us going to have some fun.
Stay happy and try calling your spouse to date him/her. Then, later share with me how you feel about it.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Funny Things To Share With All Of You......

Weekend is here and since I don't have much time to write, I decided to share with you on this funny animation that my sister show me. I am so sakai or maybe I should say I don't have so much time to search for all this stuff. Since, my sister show it to me, I wanna share with you.




Cool New Graphics - MySpace/Friendster






Cool New Graphics - MySpace/Friendster




Cool New Graphics - MySpace/Friendster
Ok! Ok! I promise to come back with more serious stuff. No more dirty stuff like this liau. I am sure when my hubby see this, he will surely faint. Hahaha...............

Thursday, June 14, 2007

What is PKM???

What the hell is PKM stand for har? All of us hear of PJK, PJN, ABC, XYZ, VCD, DVD and bla bla bla. But what is PKM? Ok, let me share with you. It had got nothing to do with medal of most distinguish order, short form for any things or name of any places. It's somehow a special way to address some one that you need to beware off in the society. *don't scratch head ah*. We don't give a title to someone without a reason. Just like, we don't do something without a purpose. *everyone take chair, sit down and let this "Malaysian Fei Cheh" story sama lu*

And now the story begin.............. cheang cheang cheang!!!

There is this company called Soi Soi Private Ltd and the VP had hired a Singaporean who had jobless for 6 mths as Inside Sales Director. When he first came in he was really a Mr. Nice. Everyone love him and respect him. Even the auntie who sweep floor says that he is a good man. As hour goes by, days goes by, week goes by and months goes by......................... the stripe in his body begin to come out liau. Black, blue, orange, white and green stripe also come out. Some say the tanduk (horn) of the devil also grow out. Fuyoh!!! So keng leh. Even the baby deers and cows have to take years to grow their horns. This PKM (nickname - japanese lunch box) getting more and more lansi everyday. Understand or not what is called Japanese lunch box. Don't know??? Get someone to belanja you at the japanese restaurant and ask the service crew what is the term in japanese for their lunch box.
He begin to show off his power liau. After 3 months, he make an evil plan. He wants to control the game all by himself and kick off his own boss who had pity him without a job for 6 months. And then, no one knows how he 'poh lum pa' (polish the top management balls) kau kau. Who don't like to be polish? Off course, they shiok mah but don't ask me how he can polish so many BALLS at one time. I can only polish 2 balls all this while. So, the PKM seize powers from the VP that who had hired him. PKM immediately change title by himself - from Inside Sales Director to Managing Director. Wah lau!!! Keng leh!!! I also have to take 5 years to obtain the title of Managing Director of the bed. Maybe, he sells his ass to the top management to get this position. Within 1 year, he kick off the VP and the President of Asia. Then, he terminate those staffs who are hired by the VP - this time even the sapu lantai auntie kena. As long as those who hired by Mr. VP will get it no matter how low is your rank and how good is your performance in job. Over 20 people were terminated within 1 year. Imagine, when he terminate them, he want them to leave the office within 1/2 hour. Security guard are asked to monitor them during the 1/2 hour that they use to pack their stuff. Those staff who had just started a family, who had just got a new born baby and buy a new home - imagine....................... Put yourself in one of the staff shoes and let me know how would you feel?
Another worst case was, PKM do not allow the office staff to attend the funeral of a guy's dad whom he had terminated 2 days ago. Not only that, no 'pek kim' (donation) allowed. What is this PKM? Is he a reptile?
Imagine, he made more than 20 people lost their jobs - even some still faces difficulty in finding a job because he made them sign a document where they are not allow to go back to the same industry for a period of 1 year. How are this people going to survive? HE SCREW UP EVERYTHING IN THE COMPANY. When the finance person found out that he misuse company fund (to me I call him chiak lui ong - what is your version?), immediately this lady also kena sack lar. What a pity? Where is JUSTICE??? The sad part is over 20 people lost their job but this PKM still having good life? And because of this, he were conferred the title of PKM - PUK* MAK. Congratulation to him. So, anyone wanted this title? Me? No, thank you. I rather take the title of PJM - Pingat Jasa Masyarakat.
If you are 1 of the 20 people that had lost your job, what will you do when you see him on the street???? Quickly quickly comment........................ if you read and don't comment means you agree with what the PKM does, is it???
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND ...............

Friday, June 8, 2007

Who Win??? I Win Lar........

Just came back from banana leave lunch with my hubby. Actually, I wanted to eat tosai for breakfast this morning and he say hainanese chicken rice. So, ok lor. Then, the place he go don't have much things to eat - maybe I am fussy. That is what he always say about me. The 2 of us have been together for 12 years liau include 7 years of our marriage. But, still like budak budak. That is what our family members say about us. Don't look like husband and wife. The 2 of us talk nonsense to each other and at times can send sms to each other even though in the same house. In the end, Maxis untung. At times, 'xyz' language also come out. Hahaha.........
Ok, back to the story first. So, the place we go for breakfast this morning is at Mount Eskine Market. No choice and I order Wan Tan Mee. Luckily, it taste ok. So, I just keep quite and makan lor. This is our conversation :-
Hubby : Why so no mood.
Me : No appetite lar
Hubby : Why no appetite leh. Want to eat spicy food kah? Tosai leh?
Me : *stare at him* No lar
Hubby : Later, lunch time I take you go lor
Me : Don't wan lar. No free later. No need to work kah
Hubby : Don't lar merajuk. I date you lar for lunch for banana leave
Me : *smile* See how first
Hubby : Shiok liau lor hear I wan to take you for banana leave rice
- he just can't stop teasing me -
Me : Want to take me for lunch then, don't talk so much. Talk cock saja
Hubby : *look at me and smile* You win lar
Me : Yes, thank you
Hubby : Beh tahan
12:30pm - Invite me for lunch liau. He shout out loud. Makan time liau. Let's go loh poh.
2:00pm - after lunch and this is our conversation in the car
Hubby : Satisfied liau?
Me : *smile*. Yes, thank you
Hubby : Happy mah good lor. If not sure you jump up and down liau
Me : You want to tease me again is it? KNN (kan neneh)
Hubby : Wah lau!!! Taiping mali punya char boh like that ke meh?
Me : Cannot kah? You talk some more and see.......
Hubby : Why char boh always want to win only har. Cannot lost one har?
Me : TNS (tiu nea seng), you full liau lar. So, now talk cock again is it?
Hubby : Fuyoh!!! You no wash mouth this morning kah?
Me : Wash your head
Hubby : Ok lar, you win lar. Don' want to disturb you liau.
Me : Thank you
Hubby : Really cannot tahan you. Lagi can say thank you
Me : It's a manner mah
Hubby : You all char boh always wanna win only.
I am leaving to Kajang liau. So, have a nice weekend and I will show you the hotel I stay at. Muah!!!